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Liza Goes to the Customs Office
fuckyeahlizaminnelli: Liza Minnelli walked up to the information desk of LaGuardia International Airport and waited for the short-haired blonde clerk to get off the telephone. Lorna owes me big time for this one, she thought and glanced at a nearby wall clock. Three-ten. Crap. Looks like I’ll have to call Katy and cancel our pizza dinner. The clerk hung up the phone, smiled at the young woman...
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Liza's Party Disaster
rufustfirefly: happyharry: fuckyeahlizaminnelli: Scene 1 *driving to a party* Judy: Okay guys, when I pull my ear, I want to go home! Sid: Got it. Scene 2 *enter party* Liza: Oh boy, cake! CHOCOLATE cake! *womp* Lorna: Come on Joey, let’s go play! Joey: rawr Random partygoer: Alright, I’ll be…uh…in the bathroom… *takes out crack pipe from underneath jacket* Sid: Hey, Dean, it’s...
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What the HELL am I thinking about?
I have a yogurt in front of me, on which is written “Swingin’ Strawberry Banana” (don’t ask, I don’t even know) and I had to do a double-take because the first thing I saw was “Swingin’ Strawberry Inferno.” What am I ON???
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http://www.asylum.com/2010/01/29/westboro-baptist-c... →
The Westboro Baptist Church came to San Francisco yesterday to protest Twitter, and this occurred.
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formspring.me
nelliekelly: piafmunchkin: nelliekelly: piafmunchkin: cranickium: piafmunchkin: HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION. I’m not trying to be a creepy stalker I swear. If I were to come to San Francisco what hilarious adventures would you take me through? HAHA no worries about creepy stalkerism, if you hadn’t noticed I’m quite open about everything here. Which is probably stupid of me but we’ll figure...
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nelliekelly: piafmunchkin: cranickium: piafmunchkin: HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION. I’m not trying to be a creepy stalker I swear. If I were to come to San Francisco what hilarious adventures would you take me through? HAHA no worries about creepy stalkerism, if you hadn’t noticed I’m quite open about everything here. Which is probably stupid of me but we’ll figure that out later. San Francisco is...
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cranickium: piafmunchkin: HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION. I’m not trying to be a creepy stalker I swear. If I were to come to San Francisco what hilarious adventures would you take me through? HAHA no worries about creepy stalkerism, if you hadn’t noticed I’m quite open about everything here. Which is probably stupid of me but we’ll figure that out later. San Francisco is an AMAZING city for classic...
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Well now, #3. Did you spend your entire childhood searching the streets of San Fran for the Tanner family? My entire childhood, truthfully, was spent singing “The Trolley Song” on the cable car. And loving that I was on Market st., as heard in the song “San Francisco.” BUT, I know EXACTLY where everything in the opening was filmed. Ask me anything
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HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION. I’m not trying to be a creepy stalker I swear. If I were to come to San Francisco what hilarious adventures would you take me through? HAHA no worries about creepy stalkerism, if you hadn’t noticed I’m quite open about everything here. Which is probably stupid of me but we’ll figure that out later. San Francisco is an AMAZING city for classic film...
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Questions are my manic-depressive illness. Make me Carrie Fisher/Patty Duke/Vivien Leigh (jesus). http://formspring.me/piafmunchkin
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Ask me any damn thing. http://formspring.me/piafmunchkin
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Kid quotes of the day
Kid: Lara? I want to go to the nurse. I have germs. ………………………………….. Kid: My dad hates girls.
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I hate that my personality type makes me sound...
rufustfirefly: scarlettohara: rufustfirefly: piafmunchkin: rufustfirefly: The ISTJ is not prone to bursts of emotion, flying by the seat of the pants nor will she thrive in a chaotic environment - unless she has the opportunity to formalise it! Logical, detached and detailed, ISTJs pride themselves on their store of data and knowledge, all arrived at with clinical procedure and...
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I hate that my personality type makes me sound...
rufustfirefly: piafmunchkin: rufustfirefly: piafmunchkin: rufustfirefly: The ISTJ is not prone to bursts of emotion, flying by the seat of the pants nor will she thrive in a chaotic environment - unless she has the opportunity to formalise it! Logical, detached and detailed, ISTJs pride themselves on their store of data and knowledge, all arrived at with clinical procedure and...
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